Half-Assed Superman


when a man goes to f-ck a girl in the -ss, but puts his c-ck only half-way in, then throws up all over his c-ck and the girls -ss, and continues f-cking her.
person 1: “dude, i did a half–ssed superman with my girl last night!”

person 2: “ew! that’s f-cking sick!”

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