Half-Baked Potato


when you’re sportin’ a blunt and having s-x at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the p–p shoot of the broad being ravishly f-cked. upon reaching s-xual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the -n-s in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
i was hungry and in the mood for a f-cking so i grabbed this dumb c-nt and gave her a half-baked potato.

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