half-car


the vehicle driven by the porky scotcher. it is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. it is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
monk: that’s a weird vehicle. neither van nor car but somewhere in between.

dad: yes monk, the technical name is ‘half-car’. its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they’re too important to drive vans.

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