half chub

a half erect half soft w-ng, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.
person 1- “look at zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science cl-ss, how disrespectful of him.”
person 2- “don’t blame him, he has it all the time. he cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer”
person 1″ why cant he just be like danny. danny always has a full rager”
person 2- “danny and zacharia are just two totally different species, but zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!”

(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, s-xually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!
half erect p-n-s
seeing britney spears’ t-ts gave me a half chub.
an inkling of an erection. 1/2 a chubby, therefore 1/4 a full erection.
when i’m in the same room as hott chixxx, i get a half-chub.
a half erect p-n-s, either a result of being only partialy aroused, or being paranoid of being caught.
“so then she took off her pants and was about to start riding me, but then steve came home, and we had to stop all of a sudden. after he left, we tried to get back into it, but my w-ng was freaked out, and i couldn’t get it up past half-chub, so we just gave up.”
since a chub is a full erection that is thick in girdth, but not proportionate in length; a “half chub” describes anything between flacid and an all out b-n-r.
d-mn reg! that girl is fine…. i’m gettin a half-chub just lookin at her.
half chub is a conditon that effects the male population. symptoms are mainly a slightly erect p-n-s, not a full b-n-r.
oh my jon has a half chub! what the heck is wrong with him i thought he would be the future bussiness leader of america, but the half chub interupted!
1. a p-n-s that isnt quite erect yet
2. a p-n-s so small that when erect, looks like half chub
natalie… im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!