Half-Cocked Vagina Monster


an insult towards half c-cked people, who sometimes are v-g-n- monsters.
you’re a half-c-cked v-g-n- monster.

hey, look at that half-c-cked v-g-n- monster!

i’m a half-c-cked v-g-n- monster and i’m proud of it!

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