Half Day King


a person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

this person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early – making up silly excuses.
andy: i am rolling out at 4.15 today. f-ck that 5 o clock sh-t.
roscoe: d-mn, how come?
andy: haircut. ill do that sh-t on work time.
roscoe: d-mn andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! your the half day king!
andy: word, yo.

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