Half-elf
half-elves are the children of elves and humans. they combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. however, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect… almost.
a mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.
they still got the wits and intellect of elves.
to elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves
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