half flush
the subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet’s flush kn-b, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn’t qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.
usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
after draining the lizard at midnight, i opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the d-mn kids.
guy : “you ever have that m-ssive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? that’s when i half flush!”
another guy: “you should get that looked at man. could be time for a prostate exam.”
guy : “screw you dbag. i ain’t gettin no hands up this trench.”
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