half & half


when a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time f-cking you.

a half & half generally costs more than s-x as the wh-r- has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn’t want what’s in her mouth going into her p-ssy.
“so whatcha want honey: some head, s-x, or half & half?”
mixing your sperm with someones milk.
when at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host’s milk into half & half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, -j-c-l-t- into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.

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