Half-Hour Sit Down Shower
the ultimate hangover cure.
the morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)
nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.
that hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!
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