Half-Life crisis
one has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones chemistry cl-ss.
man, i’m stupid! why did i ever take ap chemistry? i’ve already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before i can go in for treatment! pretty soon, i won’t have a half-life crisis, i’ll have a no-life crisis!
that overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the half-life games.
man, i just finished half-life 2 and now i have nothing to do. i feel so empty. i think i’m going through a half-life crisis.
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