Half Marathon
a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 “hey i saw you running yesterday! are you on cross country or something?”
person 2 “yeah, but we don’t race more than a few miles at cross country, i’m training for a half marathon”
person 1 “wow, that’s a lot of running!”
a s-xual position where a female clings upside down to a male’s front and sucks his genitalia (or a bl-wj-b ) whilst he runs on the spot. if said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a paula radcliffe.
cat: want to try some sick new s-x moves tonight?
matt: sure, like what?
cat: the half marathon?
matt: sounds like fun!
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