Half Metric Dozen
a half metric dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.
to circle logic yourself into a hole.
a- i want a cigarette.
b- you just had one.
a- no i didn’t, i had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
b- so you just had a cigarette.
a- no i just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… i just metric dozened myself there didn’t i?
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