Half Moon Bay
a coastal town 25 miles south of san francisco. there’s nothing to do there. if you can’t drive you’re screwed. there are many stoners, intellectuals, artists, and also a substantial immigrant community. there’s not much for young people to do besides weed, unless you like chillin at coffee shops or surfing. half moon bay is also known for the mavericks surf compet-tion & annual pumpkin festival.
tourist: wow, half moon bay is a really nice town, their scenery is wonderful. i always buy my pumpkins there. odwalla headquarters is in half moon bay.
young person: let’s go surfing! or let’s get baked! or i need to get out of half moon bay, there’s nothing to f-cking do here! or i’m so lonely! or let’s get tres!
cop: have you been smoking marijuana?
small town in northern california….the two most known gangs are csl (coast side locos) a sureno gang & the mln ( media luna nortenos) a norteno gang..hmb is known for it’s chronic bud and mavericks… a small town that gets down
if ur in half moon bay don’t ever park ur car in lil mexico cuz ur sh-t will get jacked..and never wear red in moonridge cuz n-gg-s are known for starting sh-t
this lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide
between ocean and mountains in the san mateo county
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
the coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
there is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.
southside is in half moon bay.
a small town south of san francisco. half moon bay is known as hmb, media luna, and moon town. hmb is known for the pumkin fest and dream machines. hmb is also known for the good -ss bub they got and the two gangs csl(coast side locos) and mln(media luna nortenos). the nortenos are not weak like the scr-ps(sureno), the nortenos dont try to start fights with minors, they fight with people there own age.
u here about the fight n moon ridge last nite the scr-ps f-cken lost or man the pumkin fest and dream machines was really cool.man half moon bay is crazy those nortenos dont play.
a town in bc
currently the town is home to roughly 8000 people, it comes with many legends. head warning its not just b-tchy housewives lurking in the mist.
see halfmoon bay 1842
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