half nelson


wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent’s arm from behind to the back of their neck.
it is a mistake to believe an alligator will p-ssively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
s-xual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.
i was mad at jill for making me wait so long, so when i finally got the -ss, i put that b-tch in a half nelson.

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