Half-Past British


1. the time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick c-ckney accent. usually occurs in white american males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. person #1- “oi! yeh sally f-ckin’ b-st-rd! i’ll f-cking brain yeh!”

person #2 ” i’ll f-ckin’ whip yeh -rs-, yeh uppity pr-ck!”

person #3 “what the f-ck time is it?”

persons #1 and #2 “its f-cking half-past british!”

person #3 “gays.”

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