half roller
when you take a dump that’s so messy and so wipe resistant that you practically need half a roll of toilet paper just to clean yourself off
husband: would you mind changing the tp in the downstairs bathroom, hon?
wife: huh? i just changed it the other day
husband: yeah, i know, but that was like two half rollers ago
wife: oh, ffs…
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