half shit
an incomplete bowel movement. taking a half sh-t implies that one will have to return later to complete the sh-t.
“person x: do you ever take a sh-t but know you’ll have to do more later?
person y: dude, i don’t take half sh-ts! only full.”
“i’m really constipated today, and i could only take a half sh-t.”
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- nyam-go-way
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- Nap Sandwich
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