half smash


to go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi p-ssed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. half of full smash. one will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
dude#1. how you feeling this morning? i noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
dude#2. i went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
dude#1. wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

dude#2. you know me i’m mr. responsible.

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