Half-T


a derogatory term used to describe size of p-n-s. originating from the length of golf tee placed in the ground, one can be deemed: quarter tee, half tee, full tee, or the much sought after, mega-tee.

usage: to be used in conjunction with one’s name, typically the surname.
“hey there, mega-tee johnson!”

“watch, here comes half-t rahllis. he’s been grumpy ever since we figured out why he has little man syndrome.”

Read Also:

  • Hi Or Shit To Me

    when you greet someone or somebody and they don’t say anything back to you. i was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn’t say hi or sh-t to me

  • hip2thekoolj

    to be hip, kewl, funky and d-mn right groovy.. this word is used to display a different range of emotions from fc-k to sh1t. or just kewl or kewlies or kewl aid. i am so hip2thekoolj, you lil hip2thekoolj

  • hip-hoperize

    1. the practice of getting your friends jobs where you work. 2. the practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. even though the job is complete bullsh-t. once i am a ceo i am going to hip-hoperize corporate america and get all my boys jobs.

  • hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

    placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the b-lls in there as well. when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing c-ck, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth. she was really hob kn-bbin […]

  • socket rientist

    a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant. even though nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of prohibition really proves she’s socket rientist. a person who […]


Disclaimer: Half-T definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.