Half-Windsor Knot
noun: when your b-lls feel like they are twisted after getting off of a plane and paired with jet lag. can also happen after a long road trip, and your legs fall asleep in your car.
after that long–ss plane ride to australia, my nuts were twisted into a half-windsor knot
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