Halfgonistan
halfgonistan (haf gon iss tan) noun. a country or place which has been half destroyed by war. from “half gone” and “afghanistan.”
dude, i lived in richmond for a year, right across from the oil refinery that kept leaking poison gas. i saw junkies shooting up in my driveway, the landlord test-fired stolen guns in his living room and every sat-rday night, automatic weapons fire. “braaap braaap!” “pop-pop-pop-pop!” “boom!” there was burned patch on our roof from a f-cking molotov c-cktail. it was like living in halfgonistan.
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