Halford

rob halford is the amazing original vocalist with heavy metal pioneers judas priest. although the equally mighty black sabbath invented heavy metal, mr. halford and his mates helped to develop the sound and image into what we now recognize as modern heavy metal.

rob halford later quit judas priest to get his own band together and released music under the name “halford”. thankfully he’s back now with judas priest, and was recently touring with fellow metal g-ds black sabbath on the ozzfest tour (in fact he even sang with sabbath at one gig when ozzy couldnt make it!).

we will hear more from rob halford and judas priest in the future. a lot more.
1. dude, halford could blow ozzy off the stage man!

2. that ripper guy was good yo, but halford is the man!

3. you’d best check out this halford cd i got, homie. these are the illest f-ckin rhymes i ever seen son!
a car accessories shop which is almost wholly responsible for the boom in barry culture and the creation of barryboys.
they sell ‘ripspeed’ which is bolt on cr-p – barrys convince themselves it makes their car look good, innit but in reality, it looks sh-te.
also known as halfrauds.
mate, are we going to halfords to buy some blinging neons?
there’s a krooz down at halfords tonight, are you coming?
halfords have a wikkid new spoiler in stock, i’m going to buy one with my dole money.
the best metal singer ever!!!!!!
if you smell leather and a motor roarrrrrsss ………the sinner is near
a bike shop legendry for its cr-p bikes which would have gone bankrupt years ago if not for its mildly successive car department whixh is mostly occupied by chavs buying neons for their ford focus.

the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the s-x because they can wheely on their saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way overqualified to work at halfords.
person with a basic knowlage of bikes: why are your forks on backwards?
r-t-rd who bought his bike from halfords: na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2 be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?
a shop employing only r-t-rds with minimal background knowlage and paying minimum wage
” im getting a job at halfords so that in 40 years ill be able to afford that ford focus ”
halford is a department store that sell cr-p, with absolutely sh-t customer service as people in there are on a cr-p wage. things will change soon when halfrauds get their -ss brought out by autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!
jo public: do you have a petrol car for my corsa

halfords staff whilst daydreaming: no we haven’t

jo public: can i get the manager

halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: he is still asleep

jo: just sums halfords up, f-kin jobsworth.
a person who is flamboyantly gay.
that dude over there in the leather vest and -ss chaps is a total halford.