halfpin
a very small male s-x organ.
a wee little p-n-s.
a pathetic little prawn.
sandra-“did you f-ck tommy last night?”
sally-“yeah”
sandra-“so tell me more…….”
sally-“waste of time, the guy had a halfpin”
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