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• Halyna

  one of the hottest girls ever. typically has a big -ss and pretty nice size b–bs. she is rare to find because she isn’t a wh-r- and is nice to everyone.three words: s-xy as h-ll. all around perfect. d-mn, did you just see that halyna? g-d i wish i could tap that.

• hamsterspan

  the approximate lifespan of the average hamster–roughly 18 months. dude: “so you’re committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?” lady: “oh h-ll no man, you know i have a thing abt commitment! that’s…that’s a hamsterspan!”

• hancey

  works in wreake valley, big floppy c-ck with no b-lls, has a beard that looks really gay, dont speak he just grunts, wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern, lives on weird s-xual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin, uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew mr hancey is a tw-t c-ck t-t […]

• Handukka

  another name for a hand job i was sitting on a plane with a blanket on my lap and the slam piece sitting next to me gave me a handukka.

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