halfway house
rehab for drug addicts
man, they said u do not need to go to the halfway house for weed
technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
if your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your d-ck in half, the crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
you wont hit the back, but she’ll think shes playing with a wideboy!
after a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
job done, disaster avoided.
friend 1: yo nig, did you tap that lastnight?
friend 2: yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
friend 1: you the man.
where teenagers can go up to a bar and be served drink without having to show id.
the younger the consumer, the higher the price.
(13 yr old) can i get a pint there when you ready, and do i need id?
(halfway house bartender) no ill just drop it over to you table. that’ll be 4.60 when you have it there.
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