Hall of Preggers
a place where two or more women who are pregnant and in close proximity to each other, but do not have husbands, fiancees or otherwise dependable men in their lives.
man 1: “hey, i see jessica and karen are shopping together.”
man 2: “yeah, they are the dynamic duo from planet baby momma.”
man 1: “what?”
man 2: “yep, they roam the earth with their unwanted kids in a dangerous quest to find the welfare check since their baby daddies are too busy having s-x with other chicks. it’s the only way they can inspire the success of baby mommas everywhere.”
man 1: “oh, where do they meet?”
man 2: “at the hall of preggers, of course!”
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