Halle Berry


the only reason i watched monster’s ball (twice).
halle berry is the only reason i watched monster’s ball (twice).
a woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. disagree if you will.

also, you know you find her s-xy as h-ll regardless of what you don’t like about her. a woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously m-st-rb-t-d to her pics until your p-n-s lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a f-g.

from her topless scene in swordfish and coming out of the water on one of cuba’s beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when i got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: die another day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare -ss in that nude shower scene in gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist w-nk off and rethink their position on racial politics.

here’s to hoping to the almighty g-d in heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of playboy magazine. my d-ck twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
i’m about to w-nk off like no tomorrow fantasizing that halle berry eats my swordfish! >:d
black coffee with lots of cream and sugar
he always orders a halle berry at the coffee stand.
halle berry is a drinking game which combines two cl-ssics. four people gather around a beer pong table and set up a game of beer pong. the twist however is that to your non shooting hand you place a forty ounce malt liquor duct taped to your hand. in order to win, both teammates must finish the forty and the beer pong game must end with all beer finished, and the first finishers must win the game. if the game is won by the other team that did not finish their forty ounces first, they must play a second game of beer pong to decide who wins the crown of halle berry.

the name came from listening to the song halle berry while trying to come up with the name, but there is a deeper meaning. while black people love their forty ounce beverages, halle is a rich black person and tries to keep herself cl-ssy with rounds of beer pong.
hey guys, lets go play halle berry.

let’s pregame with halle berry tonight fellas.

who is getting the forties for halle berry tonight?

it’s great when you start drinking with halle berry and she just starts your night out with a score.
1) holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) to release the br–sts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) dingleberry specific to people named halle. unusually low in fiber. (see halle’s comet)
4) a corporation formerly run by vice president and marksman d-ck cheney.
1) i don’t know what came over me. i had some halleberry tea, and before i knew it, i was on a steamer bound for cleveland.
2) first lady barbara bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. she claimed it did her a spell o’ good.
3) billy bob wasn’t one to complain, but he struggled with the halle berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) halle berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.
1) to hit and run. leaving the scene of an accident/
2) to be overly dramatic (oscar award acceptance speech.)

3)to have 2 or more failed marriages.
1) jessica went through that intersction and halle berry (berried) that other car.

2) a woman gets all “halle berry” when her period is late.

3) jennifer lopez is a halle berry on marriages.
a girl who has short hair and think she fine like a muh, when everybody else know she aint. she be checkin herself out in the mirror and puttin on makeup tryin to get with all the n-gg-s in the club. also, she always be takin your nilla wafers and not tellin you bout it.
“yo n-gg- you got any nilla wafers up in this b-tch?”

“na fool, that halle berry -ss b-tch that i got livin with me sn-tched them up. a n-gg- cant even eat his wafers without them halle berry hos stealin em.”

“she fine den a b-tch ay!, -ss n her t-ts ay, thick in da hips erry n-gg- wanna call her halle berryyyy, halle berry”
-some sh-tty rapping black kid

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