a week on which october 31 usually falls within one year. it starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. some also consider smoking halloweed.
– yo, halloween is coming up!
– i know, bro. gonna be one crazy halloweek!
halloweek occurs once per year. it is a set 5-7 days where you will see girls galavanting about in themed costumes, with equally enthused guys running around.
it gives everyone a perfect excuse to get trashed and go to a theme party on a tuesday.
meant to be taken advantage of.
early morning lectures are optional during this week.
old friend: “why are you so trashed, don’t you have cl-ss tomorrow at 8?”
you: “yeah but its halloweek!!!”
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