Hallway Drafting
when you’re walking in the hall behind someone and you get into the awkward situation of trying to decide when to p-ss them and to what side.
“dude i was so hallway drafting this fat girl in school. she smelled terrible.”
“i wish there weren’t so many hallway drafters at our school. they really p-ss me off.”
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to navigate through an overly crowded hallway by walking close behind a bigger person, or one that is able to get through the crowd easier.
guy 1: dang, looks like gym cl-ss just ended.
guy 2: yep. good thing there’s carl. we can go hallway drafting off of him.
carl: ‘scuse me..need a little room..
guy 1: he really worked up a sweat :p.
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