Halmstad hook


the halmstad hook is an advanced s-xual maneuver involving f-lch-ng and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in sweden where it is very popular. it builds on top of f-lch-ng by taking the s-m-n extracted from the recipient’s -n-s (in this case called “swedish cheese”) and delivering it into same recipient’s mouth via a french kiss. this may be followed by a swift slap on the -ss.
dagmar blew his load in greta’s -ss and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he’d just left. then, to greta’s surprise, dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty swedish cheese deep into her mouth. after completing the halmstad hook, he slapped her roughly on the -ss after this.

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