halo dream


a horrible condition that is the result of copious amounts of halo 3. the tell tale scenarios of a halo dream include but are not limited to: sniping rampages, grenade sprees, and riding on ghosts, banshees or mongooses while shooting aliens or people. the only cure for a halo dream is sleeping with women. doing so will override the infected brain and render it useful once more, however for most halo 3 players this is easier said than done.
friend 1: dude i think we need to find something else to do today…i had another halo dream…that makes 5 this week.

friend 2: yeah ur right…we should go to the bar instead.

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