Halo Guru


when you play beyond the game and you read the books, the back stories and deep p-ssages from the games of the halo universe
-“yo i didn’t know that in the portals on the ark, they explained that if someone were to fire all the halos from here, more than 2 dozen worlds of intelligent life across the galaxy would be destroyed.”
-“who told you that?”
-“alex. he is quite the halo guru”

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