halo rage
the feeling of anger that you experience when playing halo 2 on xbox live, due to the opinion that all of the other team’s kills are “dicey” or the -ssumption that something fishey is going on when you get “sniped in the head when the sniper dude was obviously looking the other way.”
i was having fun on live for a while until i point blanked the other dude and he didn’t die, then he shot me once with the br and i died. i took a cr-p on my xbox due to my immense halo rage.
the feeling you get when you get stuck from across the map, lasered, and shot in the left nostril with a sniper 3-5 seconds after you sp-wn. once halo rage is obtained you will experience, crude and irrational insults coming from your mouth(often involving one’s mother, s-xually preferences, the lack of genitals, an urge to smash your controller and or mic, as well as a decrease in dryness of one’s pants. for 30 minutes-2 hours (depending on how serious the halo rage) you will have these side effects, and the only way to get rid of it is to drink a juice box and atleast 1 hot pocket.
i had serious halo rage yesterday…i punted my dog into the lawn mower.
a serious condition that occurs while one is playing any online game, especially halo. it is cl-ssified by irrational and often violent anger, absurd claims that opponents are in some way cheating, or claims that there is something wrong with the server on which the game is played.
-remedies
if you suspect that you or someone you know is experiencing halo rage, try one of the following:
take a break
eat a hot pocket/pizza roles/ packet of ramen
if you are playing halo, try cod4 and if you are playing cod4, try your hand at halo
gahhhhhh did you see that lag?
what the f-ck? i unloaded on that n00b and hes still alive.
he wasnt even aiming at me!
dude…you got some serious halo rage. have some pizza roles
when lossing a game of halo– getting extremely fusterated and think of the most outragious thing,.. my isp is acting up, my controller is broken,.. there cheating,… but nt beilvign the obvious,.. you are getting owned
d-mn halorage makes my face madd red
when you’re playing halo, and you start to yell at the screen in such anger because you have lost or someone is teabagging you. or any lost you have been going through.
tom: omfg, how can i lose? i sniped you right in the head, wtf!
matt: dude, you don’t have to halo rage about it, just start a new game.
tom: -.-
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