Halo Reach-around
noun: when a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by halo reach.
dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my k-d ratio with her halo reach-around last night
giving another a reach around while playing halo reach.
gardner gave sungho a battle-hardened halo reach around.
a halo reach around is where you give someone a reach around while choking them with a halo that way they -rg-sm super awesome,its like auto erotic asphyxiation minus the likelyhood of death.
if you want a halo reach around that’ll be 50$.
the act of getting dissed for playing halo reach over doing any other things such as:
a) getting laid by your significant other
b) getting the h-ll out of the house
c) being a productive member of society
girl 1- “why are you so b-tchy today?”
girl 2 – “i’m so p-ssed at him right now, i was dropping hints to him to come up and give me an alaskan pipeline, and he gave me a halo reacharound playing that d-mn game last night”.
to get a reach around while docking. see: docking.
i totally got the best halo reach around at the all nude gay club last night!
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