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• Plerch

  any spot on the body where s-m-n can catch and pool. the s-m-n landed perfectly in the -ss plerch on the top of corina’s -sscrack, enough to drown her gerbil.

• Hammerhanding

  jerking off with two hands carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

• PLOKTA

  abbreviation for “press lots of keys to abort”. this is a mode of operation seen used by many computer users, and even on occasion by administrators. users who use the plokta method are often said to have “entered plokta mode.” in the plokta mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting […]

• Plugen

  a word expressing beating someone at a game, or in a challenge, usually to be said slowly (pr-nounced ploogen). also known as a later form of haduken. after she beat him in rock, paper, scissors, she went straight into in his face, and yelled to him-plugen.

• take a deuce

  to take a sh-t. after i eat a garbage plate from wyatt’s, i imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce. taking a p–p, cr-p, sh-t i was talking to sandi and getting real h-rny until she said she had to take a deuce.

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