HALP
1) help.
2) favorite word of code zero, used when he is in distress.
1) halp! how do i surf the net!?
2) aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
code zero: lol halp!
2 more definitions
an exaggerated form of help, usually used when in distress.
can also be a chatspeak form of help.
“halp! i tied mah legs together and i can’t get them untied!”
“i not needs a halp”
a desperate way of saying help. usually used in emergency situations where mispr-nunciation due to events occurs. notorious for use in lolcat pictures.
ex. tom: sh-t! i’m drowning!
bob: what do i do?!!
tom: halp!
noob on cod
nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of cr-p!
also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) guy: halp!
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