halpern
someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems
i need to talk to someone about my problems…where is a halpern when you need it?
a person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.
mom- “son, i found this bag of pot in your room today”
son- “oh mom, that isn’t mine. halpern was over here and was smoking pot, i’m sorry”
mom- “thank heavens! i always knew you were a good boy. oh, and that halpern is not welcome here anymore!”
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