halpert


a prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there
a prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.
when you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your tommy bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching cnbc and or reading the wall street journal screaming “f-ck me you dirty little derivative.”
last week i halperted this cute i-banking chick i picked up at barnes and n-bles in the business section

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