Ham-Clacker


a s-xual move in which one slaps the b-tt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their d-ck/d-ld-/etc. into spank person’s -sshole. while this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized -ss-crack.
justin and daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others -ssholes.

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