Ham Dinged


a level of sh-t-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.
kid: “where’d you go last night?”
sav: “i have no idea. i woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. ham dinged.”
kid: “oh man. that is rich.”

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