ham doodler


noun.

one who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect p-n-s and uses this to perform a s-xual act upon his p-n-s.
matthew’s younger sister, megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. she cried, “you ham doodler!”

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