ham drapes


synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of s-xual intercourse, which cause a woman’s l-b– to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
due to jenna jameson’s ham drapes, she had l-b– reduction surgery.

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