Ham Explosion


releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer-, etc.

-ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.
“look, gladys! those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. oh, goodness! ham explosion!”

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