ham flaps


female p-ssy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. a nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. this is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. this debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, cr-ppy bar on a late night.
did you see the camel toe on dat b-tch? she could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
used to describe the l-b– minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the v-g-n-. ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. bologna, for medium coloring, and roast beeeeef, for dark.
ew, margot, you are seriously going to wear those short–ss shorts? i can practically see your ham flaps from here.
a flappy p-ssy.
yo she got a hamflap and you’re cool with that?

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