ham head
a condition in which celebrities’ faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.
christos: have you seen john travolta and kathleen turner? total ham head!
chen: i know! what about vince vaughn and jon favreau? and don’t forget about william shatner… cl-ssic ham head.
harvey price. a dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.
or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis
well done jordan, your son is a hamhead
someone who is just plain stupid.
“can you believe jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?”
“i know right, he’s such a hamhead.”
the head of a p-n-s.
i totally closed my d-mn ham head in the car door yesterday.
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