ham load


a heavier load of c-m shot out of a mans p-n-s. one that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.
girl 1 – “girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product.”

girl 2 – “what the f-ck did you just say?”

girl 1 – “yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my -ss wthout the plate.”

girl 2 – “that’s f-cked girl! you best be leavin’ him”

girl 1 – “kinda liked it”
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