Ham MEATer
a measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or compet-tion setting.
ham- the best of the best
turkey-pretty good
chicken-average
bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..fail
-“did u see that spike! thats a ham on the ham meater!”
-“i don’t even think there is a level for that on the ham meater..u just completely embarr-ssed yourself”
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