Ham Monster
what happens to a woman’s v-g-n- after having one or more children, messing up her sn-tch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.
“after our fourth child, my wife’s p-ssy turned into a ham monster.”
“dude, i bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants”
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