ham pocket


a v-g-n-, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, i think she may have an infected ham pocket
a wet stinky v-g-n-l hole, overused and worn down from years of service to men, women and animals of all types.
oh man, that ho sure had some experience with riding c-ck, but her p-ssy tasted liek a ham pocket. gross.

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